A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street cafe watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."
| Premise I: | Knowledge is power. |
| Premise II: | Power corrupts. |
| Conclusion: | Therefore, knowledge corrupts. |
| Women are the product of time and money: |  |
| Time is money: | time = money |
| So women are money squared: | women = money2 |
| Money is the root of all evil: |  |
| So women are evil: |  |
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. (a pun on "7 ate 9")
2 comments:
what a one biased person you are...
aahhahhahhahahhaha... funny right^^
women= evil.. hhahahha
anyways... lama tak jumpa la
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