Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Of Blades and Romance

Two nights ago I went to bed with an unusually active mind. Maybe it was the chamomile tea I drank or the few episodes of Chuck / House / Bleach I was watching before that.

And that night, I dreamt! I don't usually dream a lot, actually very very seldom... Probably about once every few months I think. And this dream ah!

It started as like some cheesy romantic film where _______ and I went dating and we walked around and around someplace... Can't really remember this part much but the weird thing is it was like I was watching myself on tv... Third person view lah. Now when I think back it's like trying to penetrate a thick fog.

And then ah!

It suddenly turned into a weird scene where I was wearing the billowing shinigami baju (go watch Bleach) and I had a zanpaktou too! It was huge and shiny and meat cleaver-ish... Looked quite like Ichigo's one lo! And ah... NICKOLAI was there too, also in the shinigami baju and carrying a sword of his own. It had quite a cheapo look... like the kiddy plastic swords you can find in Toys 'R' Us. (Sorry nick XD)

Then for the rest of the dream we rushed around a Freiburg shopping centre called Zentrum Oberwiehre slaying monsters! Running up and down the escalators... Suprisingly we weren't that good at jumping down from great heights. And when we fight ah, fuiyoh got the half-bent knees stance and yelling and everything leh! And these monsters ah, very scary one you know! You chop through it once, it'll dissolve and another new body appears!

And on and on it went until I finally woke up at 6.30 feeling exhausted. Kill too many monsters edi lah.

Hahaha thought I'd write about it here so I won't forget... Give you guys a good laugh also.

XD

Monday, September 14, 2009

Global Convenience

Genius. Can someone send a copy to SMK USJ 12's EST department? xD

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Missing!

Fellow bloggers at rojaklah.blogspot.com.

#1 Roy


#2 Cheryl


#3 Nickolai


#4, #5, #6 Lily, Sarah, Yihui


For a while now, there has been no word from them. What's going on in their lives? Why are they so silent? Well maybe if they're still safe and sound, this will encourage them to blog more often. Please do! Some people are thinking that this blogger blogging so often is a sign of her lifelessness.

Well moving on to blogger #7, Hazel.

1. This person has recently acquired a 500gb Buffalo!




K just kidding la. Not that, but this.



Am very proud of it! Even though my brother said it's a waste of money.

2. Was watching a show called "I Shouldn't Be Alive" the other day. They told the story of how two guys were sort of shipwrecked on an island called Guardian Angel, which is a completely uninhabited island, and nearly died there cos well it's uninhabited and there's no food OR water there.



See this island that's called Guardian Angel? Completely barren. Kesian la the person who gets a guardian angel like this. And it's so ironic actually that people can die of thirst at sea or on islands where the water is ALL AROUND.

3. I started playing Geo Challenge on Facebook also. It's quite addictive! Sumore I'm very pro edi now. With a score of 27000++ I dah qualified to be a travel writer! And ah, just look at the flags of all the countries wei.


Albania


Swaziland


Wales

If I had grown up drawing these as my national flag, I would've died la. Be functional! Like this. My favourite of all.


Flag of Libya

4. Found this too. It's a rough formula to predict the height of children.

For guys: Sum of parents' height divided by two, then add 6.5cm.
For girls: Sum of parents' height divided by two, then minus 6.5cm.

It's supposed to be quite accurate lo, but apparently not for my family. Cos I'm still short by 6cm and by brother has extra 6cm. You see la.

5. A guy from the US was on Discovery last week. This guy has been blind since a very young age. Then when he was around 7 years old, he started making clicking sounds (like how dolphins do). Now he's the only human who uses echolocation to get around! He can even tell different materials apart using his clicks. Like a ringing sound would be glass and something more muted would be cloth? And tell where there's a wall in front of him or where's an open space and stuff like that. Geng ler.

6. Going to end this post with a video Pn. Shirley showed me. It's hilarious! Watch it.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Naked boys. =P

Mom showed me this video which was sent to her by my aunt. So obscene la! But obscenely funny. It's a video of four boys dancing naked in a talent show. XD

Watch it! It's farrrrney. =D