Thursday, June 3, 2010

Habits too Regular.

Last Wednesday afternoon, post being abandoned by all my college friends and left to wonder the mall aimlessly whilst I wait for the traffic to subside enough to cab back home, I went to Starbucks in Plaza Damas. The conversation at the cashier went something like this:

Me: I'd like a -

Cashier boy: Venti Hazelnut Hot Chocolate.

Me: Er.. yeah. (looks dumbfounded) Thanks..

Cashier boy: Those thing'll give you diabetes you know.

Gee, great sales pitch. Someone make this guy the fucking employee of the month. You know you need to hang out at different places when the guy at Starbucks starts prepping your drink the moment you walk in.

In other news.. the third season of Damages (which I bought with Jason C after our impromptu bowling session last Wednesday) is out! It's been for awhile actually; I've just been too busy gagging on my long reading list that mostly comprises of bestsellers at MPH A Levels textbooks to notice.

Unrelatedly, I read on MLIA that if you substitute word the word 'wand' for 'willy' in all the Harry Potter books, it'd make really amusing reading. So guess what I've been doing these past few days? Favorite line from the Prisoner of Azkaban:

"Then he whirled his willy at the dementors and shot silver stuff at them."



"Don't you point that willy at me boy..." Moody, Goblet of Fire

According to Melissa, MLIA doesn't even cut it as theme of my life, it's just MLISad now...